TWO TV'S!?!?!?!

Where do we go from here...? I remember when you were one of the cool kids if your dad stuck one of those 9" TV/VCR combos in the back of the family car. Now this? I mean why even put windows in the damn thing? Who'sever gonna look outside again? Goodbye Crackerjacks, coloring books, and Rafi tapes. We might as well nuke the entire surface of the planet.