Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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So I actually saw Orphan last night (I already heard you hated it Nate) and I have to say, it was everything a stupid horror flick should be. I mean we're not talking Drag Me To Hell here but it is a film that really does serve it's purpose. In a nutshell I enjoyed it, and to be honest I don't feel one ounce of pathetically self imposed pseudo-intellectually superior guilt for saying so. Some films are just made in the name of idiocy for idiocy, and I have to admit that every now and then I find it quite healthy to indulge in such idiocy. There's got to be a medical journal somewhere that makes a claim for scary movies. Whats so wrong with going to a movie with a chick, getting a little tense, hiding it from her, and then smooching when it's all over. It's at least gotta be good for your colon.
With that being said I don't know what kind of stupid darkness lurks in the soul of Roland Emmerich but whatever it is, it no longer entertains or heals on any level. 2012 is sure to be the bad movie of all bad movies, the scum of all scum, the dirt of all dirt, and sadly probably the biggest disaster moneymaker of all disaster moneymaker's. What could possibly be next..?