Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Movies Tim Burton Could Make to Redeem Himself

1. That Superman movie he was supposed to make, still with Nicolas Cage
2. Dinosaurs Attack!
3. Extremely self-deprecating, high concept, autobiographically-influenced film a la "Deconstructing Harry," with like witty jabs at 3-D and Hot Topic
4. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay (could be like Big Fish + Jewish + comic book influence)

What do you think, sirs?

Jus' Some Readin' Materials

Thursday, November 18, 2010



Any acknowledgment of the more obvious irony of this spot is out of the question: obviously something this dumb didn't get made by accident. Remember Don Draper's letter to the New York Times?
That said: did The Situation write his own lines for this, or even improvise? Did someone get paid to play Mad Libs where you replace "situation" with every noun or adjective?
Also, I think it's interesting that it's two people who are famous, or infamous, not just for doing something bad, like famous criminals, which would be funny, but for doing very normal, only sort-of bad things. Lots of people get pregnant before they're ready, and lots of people spend their twenties GTLing, working at a gelato place, and smashing grenades in public restrooms. But only a few people get to be famous for it.
Finally, this guy is awesome:

Monday, November 8, 2010

The producer of the next Crunchholdoh album

This is a couple years old, but it's been stuck in my head for days...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

(out of the other MVI_1990.AVI 's that pop up I'm pretty into that old guy and the lawnmower.)