Sunday, September 19, 2010

U.S. Nuclear Weapons Have Been Compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects

Ex-military men say unknown intruders have monitored and even tampered with American nuclear missiles  


  1. A lot of UFO's were spotted over Strawberry St. last night. The man said they resembled orange pumpkins flying back and forth across the night sky, orange. Even a police officer stopped to watch the skyshow. Recently our cook Roberto told me "I no escared of big bombs, yes sir. My Mother she when I was lil' nino, lil' baby, she cut my umbilical with big bomb, BOOM! Yes sir, now I no escared of no big bomb on Strawberry St. Yes, big nuke, no escare me." Nukes? Strawberry St.? UFO's? ... connected? Only time will tell.

    (everything written above is entirely true)

  2. Dude, you have to get Roberto to call in on Coast to Coast.