Friday, November 19, 2010

Movies Tim Burton Could Make to Redeem Himself

1. That Superman movie he was supposed to make, still with Nicolas Cage
2. Dinosaurs Attack!
3. Extremely self-deprecating, high concept, autobiographically-influenced film a la "Deconstructing Harry," with like witty jabs at 3-D and Hot Topic
4. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay (could be like Big Fish + Jewish + comic book influence)

What do you think, sirs?


  1. I've always longed for a Semitic big fish.

  2. I meant my reply to be "Oh, tish tosh, let's get Edward Norton on the line."

  3. I still want to believe that theirs a 'real possibility' of a Cage/Burton Superman. Crossing my fingers...